5600 Jokes for All Occasions

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5600 jokes
for all
OCCASIONS
by Mildred Meiers and Jack Knapp
Looking to spice up your business speech? Crack up a cocktail party? Delight your date? Look no further The joke is on us: With more than 5600 gems in all, this treasure-trove of humor will supply you with a rich and original source of material for years to come. From money to marriage, success to sexuality politics to plastic surgery whatever the subject, you're sure to find the perfect punchline for every occasion inside this one-of-a-kind comedy collection.
But what sets this book apart from the crowd? Funny you should ask. Telling a joke is a work of art, and 5600 JOKES FOR ALL OCCASIONS can help turn you into a Picasso of pranksters a jokemeister extraordinaire. Whether you're young or old, male or female, shy or outgoing—whether you're addressing an entire auditorium or a single companion—you'll discover how to match your material to your audience, your patter to your personality You'll learn every... Tovább

Fülszöveg

5600 jokes
for all
OCCASIONS
by Mildred Meiers and Jack Knapp
Looking to spice up your business speech? Crack up a cocktail party? Delight your date? Look no further The joke is on us: With more than 5600 gems in all, this treasure-trove of humor will supply you with a rich and original source of material for years to come. From money to marriage, success to sexuality politics to plastic surgery whatever the subject, you're sure to find the perfect punchline for every occasion inside this one-of-a-kind comedy collection.
But what sets this book apart from the crowd? Funny you should ask. Telling a joke is a work of art, and 5600 JOKES FOR ALL OCCASIONS can help turn you into a Picasso of pranksters a jokemeister extraordinaire. Whether you're young or old, male or female, shy or outgoing—whether you're addressing an entire auditorium or a single companion—you'll discover how to match your material to your audience, your patter to your personality You'll learn every
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trick in the book: How the professional, big-time comedians keep 'em laughing and keep 'em coming back for more.
Indexed for quick and easy reference—with invaluable tips on timing, delivery and creating yourown routines —this is the most comprehensive and keen-witted catalogue of puns, gags, and comebacks on the market today It's specifically designed not only to refresh your repertoire and sharpen your comic sword, but also to give you the confidence and command you need to perform anywhere, anytime, with anyone. If you want to take a stand, make a statement, and make your mark, the most effective and entertaining way to have your say is to turn to 5600 JOKES FOR ALL OCCASIONS.
Everyone knows that laughter is the best medicine. But the secret of a surefire sense of humor is that it can also do wonders for your social life and for your career Make people laugh, make people happy and they'll always put you at the top of their list. The wicked, on-target wit the sassy savvy repartee you'll find in this remarkable reference volume can help turn you into a player And that's no joke. Every page, every line is pure comedy gold.
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The other party has been robbing you for ten years, now give us a chance. [5105]
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I have an Uncle working on Wall Street. Is he rich?
He was once —used to have a corner on the market—but now he has a market on the corner. [5332]
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Did you see that young lady smile at me? That's nothing—the first time I saw you, I laughed out loud. [2781]
The bank has just returned that check. Isn't that splendid! What can we buy with it this time? [5491]
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A man never gets into trouble chasing women —it's after they're caught that the trouble begins. [3062]
You only have to mumble a few words in church to get married. And a few in your sleep to get divorced. [3100] Vissza